do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER
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A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
#’what are we having tonight’ ‘italian’ ‘TALK TO ME’
best so far.
*loses bobby pins and hair ties*
*loses internet connection*
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"hey i’m really full do you want the rest of my-"
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Anonymous said: send me dick pics