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kawaiiprincessroxy:

do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER

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willfosho:

s33rofheart:

does a qualified white person want to explain to me what the fuck this means?????????????

You see white people hibernate in square formation to protect their crops for winter.

thanks

s33rofheart:

willfosho:

s33rofheart:

does a qualified white person want to explain to me what the fuck this means?????????????

You see white people hibernate in square formation to protect their crops for winter.

thanks

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harrypotterfliesthetardis:

mechinaries:

iseeavoice:

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iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

best so far.

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TEAM JACOB

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cyberdepressed:

*loses followers*
*loses friends*
*loses bobby pins and hair ties*
*loses internet connection*
*loses phone*
*loses life*
*gains weight*

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saddestblogger:

"hey i’m really full do you want the rest of my-"

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killedmycatatemytailor:

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ceruleanpineapple:

spiders.

they’re like tiny 8-legged cats
how can anyone hate them

My dad used to work as a mechanic in Arizona and he said that wild tarantulas would just wander into the shop and try and cuddle with the mechanics under the trucks. Spiders really dig car exhaust smell for some reason and they would be like “ah yes this human smells nice let me sit on your face while you’re working or perhaps climb into your pocket and see what you have” and the mechanics would keep shooing the spiders out but the spiders would follow them back like “No why would you leave me human friend??”

Awww

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REBLOG if you have amazing talented artist friends!

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nathansummers:

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Anonymous said: send me dick pics

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